I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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