She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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