Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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