First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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