Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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