Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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