Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
