Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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