Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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