i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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