i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
ttyl tear gas
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I think your dad took our porno
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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