My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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