Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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