i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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