i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Houston, we have a blender
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Randomize
