their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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