I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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