Clothes are such an inconvenience.
How's work?
Spinning.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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