They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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