I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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