Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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