Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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