It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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