I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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