Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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