On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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