Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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