I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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