Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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