mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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