I heard we made out
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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