Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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