honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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