this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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