Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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