His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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