Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
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We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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