Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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