mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
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i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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