I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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