white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Enjoy the penises
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
