If that was your dad, he is hot
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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