I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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