Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
