I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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