How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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