got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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