Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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