Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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