i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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