I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
So vagazzling was a success
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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