There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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