we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
my liver is dry heaving
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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