I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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