just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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