yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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