i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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